public class RomanticStoryline public static void main(String[] args) Character alex = new Character("Alex", "Analytical"); Character jordan = new Character("Jordan", "Creative"); // The inciting incident System.out.println("A bug crashes the server. Everyone panics.");

If you don’t need it, delete it. If you do need it, treat it like plutonium—powerful, dangerous, and only handle it with extreme isolation.

public void revealSecret(Character target, String secret) throws BetrayalException if (secret.equals("I lied about loving you.")) target.setAffectionPoints(0); throw new BetrayalException("Relationship terminated. System heartbreak initiated.");