A cheerful chime echoed through the jungle. A progress bar filled.

Just don't press the button on the game. You might end up as Dwayne Johnson.

“Welcome to the archive,” he said. “Please leave a review.”

He looked at the prompt. Two buttons: [YES] or [NO].

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