: You made it to the bathroom, but a stuck jumpsuit zipper or a complicated costume stood between you and victory.

Nature’s Most Hilarious Calls: A Collection of Funny Pee Stories

The plan was flawed from the start. Just as Mark began his "business" into an empty soda cup, the massive oscillating brushes hit the side of the car with such force that he jolted. The cup slipped, the "contents" went flying onto the dashboard, and at that exact moment, the high-powered blow dryer activated. Mark spent the rest of the date smelling like a dehydrated lemon while his date wondered why he was frantically wiping the speedometer with his tie. 2. The Trampoline Traachery

Jake is now her husband. He brings this up at every family Thanksgiving.